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  Witnessing =Dirty Householders/bible studies yuck remember??

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  we had a bible study women who collected all the qaurter left bottles of coke and would "recycle" them into one bottle.

  a couple we studied with would give us coffee with lipstick on the cup after removing the cigrette buts and a quick rinse!

  a study gave me a glass of water which was brownish looking....tasted awful.

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  Demotivational Humor

  by Coop Man in

  1. social
  2. humour

  found this and laughed uncontrollaby!!!

  hope i'm not the only one who finds humor in the caption!

  if you do laugh, you will burn!!!

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  Polish Sausage

  by Jim_TX in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "in what aisle could i find the polish sausage?

  the clerk looks at him and says, "are you polish?

  the guy, clearly offended, answers, "well, yes i am.

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  Banned expressions= Pioneers abused me for saying "that sucks or peeved"!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  yes as a young man on 20 out witnessing with the special pioneers one brother said his bible study wasn't home...."oh that sucks" said i......well, you would have thought i said "that sucks balls" three pioneers completely freak out and as a "trinity" start telling me off...i didn't think it was a swear word....anyone else?.

  once the c.o used the term "peeved off" during his talk...well, everyone did research on the word to see if it was the same as "pissed off.

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  Children are so.....honest!

  by Coop Man in

  1. social
  2. humour

  true story!!!.

  my son came home from school (first grade) and had the nerve to tell his mother that he was going to hit her in the nuts!

  she was, of course, extremely upset and called me at work, letting me know i had the responsibility to take care of this mess.

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  Are You a "Mess" Since Leaving The Organization or Are You OK?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  most people have left the organization because of emotional issues.

  the feeling that there is no real love or fellow feeling seems to get at people.

  it gnaws at them.

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  JW cannots........

  by Nan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i couldn't believe this list of cannots that jws have to adhere to!

  i already knew about the holidays, blood tranfusions, the pledge, etc.

  there's maybe one or two that i would agree are for your own good, but the rest are ridiculous!!

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  What are some of the wackiest comments you've heard at a meeting?

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  nearly every cong has few goofballs who you can always count on to give some really off the wall comments during a meeting.

  i remember one sister in particular who would give incredibly loooooooooooooooooong comments lasting 5 minutes at least!

  lol!

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  Silent elder at my door

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  an elder and his wife were in my apartment building this morning.

  i live on the 3rd (top floor) and i heard someone walking up the stairway very slowly and silently.

  so i went out the back door, down the staircase and up the front staircase where they were, and i saw them at the neighbors door, 3 feet away from mine.

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  Desert Island Discs

  by nicolaou in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  desert island discs is a uk radio show which has been running since 1942. the idea was to interview personalities who would become "castaways".

  they would be sent to a desert island with a choice of 10 pieces of music (and the means to play them), 1 piece of literature (excluding the bible or the works of shakespeare) and the choice of taking 1 luxury item.. so let's play!.

  my 10 musical choices:.

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